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But most of all, stop thinking that what people so loathingly refer to as the “friendzone” is some sort of purgatory women put “nice guys” into. My friendship is not a crappy consolation prize that you’re left with if I deny you a sexual relationship– and my body is not your reward for good behavior.

Taylor Callobre, The “Good Guy” Myth   (via housewifeswag)

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coitusandcarnage:

Blood On Satan’s Claw, 1971

coitusandcarnage:

Blood On Satan’s Claw, 1971

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bwrw-cwrw:

thoughtlessfroth:

msindyjones:

tayloki:

paseriforme:

bethandgrace:

misssmarvel:

weaponizedwit:

greatbriton:

fancykraken:

magnolia20:

shercock-block:

Became the sidekick of Captain America
Oh dear, he’s too delicate to handle me. This won’t end well.

First kiss stolen by Thor
I approve

Became the sidekick of Hawkeye.
I hope sidekick duty involves groping his ass.

Become the sidekick of The Hulk
hahahahahahaha


Bound for life to Hawkeye. Not bad.

got trolled by nick fury omg

Grace- is actually the child of Captain America
Beth- being stalked by Bruce Banner

wreaking havoc with thor oh fuck yes

BRB ruling over humans with Erik Selvig

Being stalked by Hawkeye.
I’m being stalked by a hawk
a very sexy hawk.

Being stalked by Captain America

Had babies with Iron Man.

Showered together with Loki.

bwrw-cwrw:

thoughtlessfroth:

msindyjones:

tayloki:

paseriforme:

bethandgrace:

misssmarvel:

weaponizedwit:

greatbriton:

fancykraken:

magnolia20:

shercock-block:

Became the sidekick of Captain America

Oh dear, he’s too delicate to handle me. This won’t end well.

First kiss stolen by Thor

I approve

Became the sidekick of Hawkeye.

I hope sidekick duty involves groping his ass.

Become the sidekick of The Hulk

hahahahahahaha

Bound for life to Hawkeye. Not bad.

got trolled by nick fury omg

Grace- is actually the child of Captain America

Beth- being stalked by Bruce Banner

wreaking havoc with thor oh fuck yes

BRB ruling over humans with Erik Selvig

Being stalked by Hawkeye.

I’m being stalked by a hawk

a very sexy hawk.

Being stalked by Captain America

Had babies with Iron Man.

Showered together with Loki.

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misshee:

thefunniestpost:

CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO.

TEAM MICROSOFT

i lol’ed. :p


OMG WHAT IS AIR PLEASE DEFINE 

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misshee:

thefunniestpost:

CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO.

TEAM MICROSOFT

i lol’ed. :p


OMG WHAT IS AIR PLEASE DEFINE 

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stormofsnow:

untitled by Sabrina.E on Flickr.
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getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not decoration. there’s no litter box in there.

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not decoration. there’s no litter box in there.